bliss (unpacking the bags from whole foods and cvs): niiiiiiiiiiiiicholas…ew…you bought PRIVATE LABEL q-tips? that’s foul.
nicholas: they’re the same
bliss: they are *not* the same. well…they might be the same, but in this case i don’t think that they are. dammit.
[bliss goes to the bathroom and puts away the q-tips]
an hour later, bliss goes back into the bathroom to pee, and is confronted with the following:

bliss (yelling (and laughing)): NIIIICK
nick: i told you i didn’t buy crappy private label q-tips. gross. you’re disgusting. why would i do that?
i love him. so much.
2 responses so far ↓
1 Linda Moran // Aug 29, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I’m so glad you’re blogging again! And…I so see you living in sin, like forever….
2 Todd Randolph // Nov 18, 2009 at 12:13 am
that’s a shitload of q-tips. how many months were you there?
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