odd little bean

craigslist fans out there, i know you’re going to love this one.  here is the response my friend received when he posted his SUV to CL (for $4,500):

Hello,

I was just wondering if you were interested in a trade, I have an
engagement ring.  I have paperwork for the ring, it is in brand new
condition because it was reshanked (new ring part) and polished and
cleaned.  Ring was purchased from Kay Jeweler and has a lifetime warranty,
originally purchased for 2799.00. (I know this is less than your asking
price)   It has a half carat center and surrounding diamonds make a total
of 1.00 Carat. Would make a great present for someone or engagement ring
for someone.  Please let me know if you are interested.  I might be able to
throw in some cash.  I have attached a picture of the ring.  Thanks for
looking.

sometimes craigslist truly renders me speechless.  this is one of those times.